
From the ashes of the 2000 elections, when brimstone met fire for a straight month of indecision and four letter words, there rose a man who while others thought was defeated, became lord and king of America.
We drooped under the defeat of our candidate; our Democrat, but he stood tall. When the system defeated him, he told the system to *&@% off.
Eight years later, as we face an election that will likely parallel the insanity of 2000, Al Gore has been vindicated. While the White House is still home to the victor of that battle, what more could the defeated ask than his adversary be the biggest presidential failure since our country’s founding? Gore didn’t have to raise a limb. Simply breathing and living has raised him to paramount standings in the eye of those who checked his name, and even, many who did not.
But, of course, simply living and breathing and not being George Bush doesn’t make one royalty, no; Al Gore, the King of America, didn’t fall to the hooves of defeat. When our troops were entered in to a false war, the King spoke against the actions of the Bush Doctrine, warning our actions would potentially harm our relationship with other countries. While everyone else sat on their hands while the people of New Orleans watched their city fell to mother nature, the King chartered his royal charter planes to evacuate as many survivors as possible. King Gore started a television station, Current, promoting progressive thought and creativity of young people. Through this forum, he fully endorsed same sex marriage, and laid down the best kick-in-the-hypocracy statement ever filmed: “Shouldn’t we be promoting the kind of faithfulness and loyalty to one’s partner regardless of sexual orientation? Because if you don’t do that, then to that extent you’re promoting promiscuity, and you’re promoting all the problems that can result from promiscuity. The loyalty and love that two people feel for one another when they fall in love ought to be celebrated and encouraged and shouldn’t be prevented by any form of discrimination in the law.”
He sits on the board of directors for giganto-companies Google and Apple. When the false war continued beyond expectations, King Gore spoke out against warrantless wiretapping and stood up for Americans, saying the treatment of Arabs post 911 was not condoned by the population.
King Gore has authored two books, ” The Assault on Reason”, and “An Inconvenient Truth”, both which spent time at #1 on the Best Seller List and have sold hundreds of millions of copies.
And yes, he’s a damn environmentalist. That key to the front door? Seems to help with getting shit done. In the years following his election loss, Gore was awarded over 13 prestigious honors and awards with regards to his work in the Climate Crisis battle. These aren’t your mom and pop store trophies, either. He’s got the big ones; an Emmy, an Oscar, and the &$*@ing Nobel Peace Prize. If you didn’t see it you’ve heard of it; his movie production “An Inconvenient Truth” was the single most controversial and fire-igniting documentary in American history. Why did he take home that Nobel? Because you’ve heard of this movie. King Gore either made you a believer or a non-believer in global warming, a hater or a lover, but he made you believe something. And it’s not likely you’ll forget.
See that picture at the top of this post? Now King Gore is being drafted. His faithful minions, a.k.a. America, is begging him to return to the glory at Capitol Hill. In an election which includes a powerful, experienced woman and a black man who speaks truly and wholeheartedly for change and progression, people are begging him to run for president. He’s everything we want in our leader. And that’s why he’ll never be.
He’s standing alone, in his kingdom, reigning over the future of America, as a powerful player with no strings attached. No lobbies, no elections, no donors, no special interests. He says whatever the hell he wants and when he wants. He’s making it happen.
His body is turned, but he faces the other direction just for a moment, snickering at the pile of politicians on the floor, screaming and yelling and lying only to get nothing done. For a loser, he sure *#&@ing rocks. Maybe someday, they’ll get it too.